Have You Tried To Impress Someone And Failed Miserably?

Well, You’re Dressed Fancy…

The Superbowl is this Sunday and while Stan and Ryan are really excited, Nicole is happy that she’ll be in Florida and missing it. Although to Nicole’s credit, she’s been good about making an effort and watching a lot of the games with her boyfriend, as well as Rich, Stan and Ryan.

Ryan and Stan remember how after the Giants/Patriots Super Bowl two years, Nicole came in the next day with all these facts and comments about the game and at first the guys were really impressed. It seemed as if Nicole was really getting into the game and starting to understand it. She then congratulated Lexington Steel for winning MVP.

The guys immediately knew that Nicole had been fed all her facts and probably didn’t pay attention to one minute of the game. Why? Because there’s no way Lexington Steel could ever win a football MVP award. He’s a star, but not on the football field. He’s a star in the adult entertainment industry.

Ryan remembers when he tried to impress a girl and it failed miserably. A girl he liked got a ticket after she crashed into a poll. She was arguing with the officer about wanting to keep the 55mph sign that fell off the pole but he wouldn’t let her. So Ryan and his friend went out one night and stole a 55mph sign for her. But when Ryan gave it to her, instead of being excited, she looked at him like he had three heads.

When have you tried to impress someone, and failed miserably?